Gifts for adults who know better.
Provocative candles, bachelorette tees and embroidered hats. Respectable from ten feet away.
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The Candles
Walk of Shame, Out of Office, Night Sweats & Chill. Twenty names you’ll have to explain, hand-poured with a 40-hour burn.
Smell the trouble →
6+ pieces, 10% off
Bachelorette Tees
A role for every friend: the Bride, the Bad Influence, the Crier, the Hair Holder and ten more.
Cast your party →
7 cities
Girls Trip Tees
Last call in Nashville, Vegas, Scottsdale, Miami, New Orleans, Austin and Charleston.
Pick your city →
27 styles
Trucker Hats
Emotional Support Margarita, Group Chat Live on Tour and a hat for every opinion she’s ever had.
Find her hat →
For him
Gifts for Him
Wholesome from ten feet away. For the golf course, the boat and the family reunion.
Join the Society →- Free shipping on every candle
- Free U.S. shipping over $60
- Discreet packaging
- 10% off group orders of 6+
Smells like trouble.
Pick your role.
Six or more? Ten percent off.
Every bachelorette has a Bride, a Bad Influence and someone holding everyone's hair. Mix any tees, crops, hats and crewnecks from the Personas collection. The discount applies itself at checkout.
Last call in your city.
Seven cities, one cherry-red ink. Matching oversized tees, tanks and foam truckers, and they count toward the 10% group discount like the rest of Personas.
Nashville
boots on, tab open.
Las Vegas
bet on the bride.
Scottsdale
dry heat, wet bar.
Miami
tan lines & bad ideas.
New Orleans
beads, beignets & bad calls.
Austin
two-step, two shots.
Charleston
sweet tea, strong pours.
A gift for every bad idea.
Pick the occasion and we'll handle the innuendo. Everything is made to order and shipped in discreet packaging.
The bachelorette
A role for every friend, from the Bride to the Hair Holder. Six or more pieces, 10% off.
Cast the partyThe girls trip
Last call in Nashville, Vegas, Scottsdale and four more cities. Tees, tanks and truckers.
Pick the cityThe divorce party
She got the house. You get the hat. Embroidered truckers for every fresh start.
Shop the hatsThe white elephant
Calendars, koozies, ornaments and a gift set built to get stolen. Wholesome from ten feet away, the winner of the swap up close.
Shop the swap
Hats with a point of view.
Twenty-seven embroidered foam truckers for the girls trip, the pool bar, the divorce party and the book club that never discusses the book. Opinions included.
Shop all hatsThe hat rack.
Membership is implied. Never confirmed.
Embroidered hats and vintage-weight tees for the golf course, the boat, and the family reunion you were specifically warned not to wear them to.
Shop the SocietySociety-issued apparel.
Tasteful enough to display. Tasteless enough to remember.
Made to order
Every piece is printed or embroidered when you order it. Most orders ship in 3–7 business days.
Discreet by default
Plain outer packaging and a billing name that won't raise eyebrows. What's inside is between you and the group chat.
Adults only, mostly
Novelty goods for grown-ups 18+. Gift responsibly, or don't. We're not your mother.